knightoflime:

My absolute favourite scene from Frozen

knightoflime:

My absolute favourite scene from Frozen

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

You can’t kiss whoever you want

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

slamdrank:

whAT THE FUCK

slamdrank:

whAT THE FUCK