unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I hate my school you can’t even go into a public bathroom without someone trying to be deep and artistic like what am I supposed to look around at leave your pretentiousness at the door and let me shoobie in peace

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I hate my school you can’t even go into a public bathroom without someone trying to be deep and artistic like what am I supposed to look around at leave your pretentiousness at the door and let me shoobie in peace

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

I don’t want to get up and dooo this daaaay

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

void-function:

unrisked:

i’m in love with her

who isnt 

void-function:

unrisked:

i’m in love with her

who isnt 

algeblogger:

I’ve got arachnophobia

algeblogger:

I’ve got arachnophobia